February 14th, 2020 
It’s fair to say that Valentine’s Day is the only us guys dread more than a date-night at yet another chick flick. If you looked up some kinda medical record on the incidence of panic attacks amongst the male population, I bet the trend would spike around February 14th.
The romantic expectations of the day have become so ridic that we’ve got no idea what we’re supposed to do anymore, so we just kinda throw more money at the problem. A study conducted by America’s National Retail Federation last year found that men spend almost twice as much as women on Valentine’s Day gifts than women do on men. For a holiday that’s supposed to be about a couple expressing their love for each other, that’s pretty sad.
